i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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