Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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