Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize