Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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