i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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