Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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