I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Someone shit on the floor
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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