Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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