They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They took my balls.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm bleeding and have questions
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