It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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