Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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