I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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