Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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