just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think your dad took our porno
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
