just tell him i said nine months
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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