i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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