Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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