hell yes lets make some ravioli
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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