This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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