i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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