its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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