Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
