Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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