the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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