So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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