yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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