my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
