David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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