I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
try to milk me bitch
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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