He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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