Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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