a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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