I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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