if you like me you must not know who I am
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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