I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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