Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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