The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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