I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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