I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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