In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This toilet bowl is my home.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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