oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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