we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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