I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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