Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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