Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You are the jesus of drinking
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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