So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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