at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
it's great music for shaving your balls
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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