Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You work out of a Hotel?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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