It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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