my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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