I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
